EGGzams!!

Every year, for every student, comes a time when they run out of time. A time when everyone feels he is suffering from a short term memory loss, a time when everyone hates 2 and half hours more than the entire year,a time when one hates god, when at every moment one feels that his future depends on what he does in the next half hour(though actually it wont ever be!!), a time when the predicament induces a chagrin that persecutes for long, a time when we run out of words, numbers, names, expressions!! This is how i can define the most dramatic moment (a collection of moments, rather) in a student's life, Exam. I prefer calling it EGGzam.
How long could i run away from it, the amnesia that lasts for not more than 3 hours. It was a paper i never liked, (as is the case most of the times). As always, the whole semester i was idle, work-less, worthless, and thanks to the university had 3 days to prepare for the paper(every engineer loves the university for justttt that!!). This is how i studied...rather, this is how you contract a 3 hour amnesia:

Day 0(after the previous paper): 3 din chhutti hai!! aaaj rest!!!!! bahut mehnat ki aaj! I deserve rest!

Day 1: pehle hi din kya padhne ka bey!
call 1: Sid, meri VBD tere paas hai.?
call 2: Damya, meri VBD ghuum gai, extra VBD jama sakta?
call 3: kaddy, me aata tere ghar raatko, mujhe kuchhhh to samjhana, meko kuchh bhi nahi aata!!

Day 2:Aaj section A karta, kal section B, hogaya!! wow what a plan!!
call 1: Sid, kya padh raha.?? kab padhega.? hao kya??? chhod fir me bhi shaamko shuru karta!! kya karraha.?

Day 3:kuchh nahi aata what to do?? what to do?? section A karu ki B.?? shit!!!
call 1: Sid, fattt rahi bey! kuchh bhi nahi aaraha...papers dekhe kya??
call 2: Kad, page 433 dekh, meko kuchh bhi nahi samjha bey!! jama to batana...fattt rahi bey!!
call 3: Damya, hello!! hello!! soya hai kya.? achha theekay soja soja...

And after all that, as everyone would do, pray.!!!! Pray that you sit on the second last bench, pray that section A has all 5 questions on unit 1, pray that it would be the simplest paper ever, pray that the paper has many mistakes so you would get many marks for free, pray that your neighbor has chits, and lastly, pray that the paper gets postponed!
I did all that and in the end, forgot everything!! The paper was the worst i ever saw, all positive attitude etc, drained off. I hated the 3 hrs more than the whole year, i ran out of time, i felt that the whole of my future depends on what i write now, I hated God, I was running short of words names equations, the predicament had induced a chagrin...I was in the middle of the EGGzam...

...I was suffering from the 3 hr amnesia.